Friday, April 1, 2011

Kazim Completed 365-Day Mission On Earth

congratulations my young padawan. today, 1st april 2011, you have officially completed your 12-month mission on planet earth. from the moment you landed in dubai at 1.30pm on that 1st april, i know that the force is strong in you. i see that you have mastered the art of walking on two feet, and knowing that the cockroach trap under the kitchen cabinet is NOT a toy.

well done!

 

 

enjoy this day, for tomorrow, a new mission begins.

your mission, should you choose to accept, is to learn the primitive language of these earthlings in the next 365 days. they’re far backwards in technology and linguistic capability, so use sign language first. try to be patient with them. be careful not to let them understand our baby talk, so you must learn their language.

try to spill food, leave lego blocks all over the floor and slobber on their precious items (camera, xbox controller or notebook) every once in a while to experiment on their reactions and counter measures.

if there is anything in order – like a neatly stacked folded clothes, or books on the shelves arranged alphabetically or pillows on the bed placed according to color – your mission is to MESS them up, and THEN put on an innocent face. this is to ascertain their level of patience, the capability of anger as compared to the power of love.

this interesting commander in chief called Bapak seemed to be the head of the House, and yet most decisions in the House where you are stationed, are made by the home minister called Mak. you must comprehend this perplexing reversal of role and report back to me.

agent khaleef and agent kahfi are both experienced agents who had been on countless successful missions, especially agent kahfi who had been driving Bapak and Mak nuts. that’s the kind of agent we want! you may seek them for guidance and help.

remember, should you be caught, we will deny any knowledge of this mission.

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13 comments:

arin said...

happy bday special agent OSO..eh..kazim.. :)

Pala Maldini said...

happy bday kazim..

adzlin said...

nicely written syigim :)

amirah said...

hehehe..senyum bila baca ni..cumil..hehe..the junior agent kazim is now in his new mission..pls remember, the messier the better, agent kazim.may the force be with you.with all the best of luck to you..!

Syigim said...

>> thanks kak arin :) hahahah.. lupa nak add he's a friend of special agent oso :P

>> pala maldini, thanks for the wish! :)

Syigim said...

>> lin, thanks. means a lot :))

>> amirah, the messier the better???? memang tu mission budak2 ni!! hihi..

;)

transformed housewife said...

You've made me smile and amazed with your amazing idea! Tell Special Agent Kazim, "Happy birthday" & "Good luck in becoming a successful agent like his 2 role models". hehe

Mommy Lyna said...

ohhh Kazim dah besar! happy birthday Kazim.

remember 3 special steps! hhahaha

Syigim said...

>> kak nur, thanks :) definitely kazim is learning a LOT from the 2 cheeky agents! :P

>> mommy lyna, thanks for the wish! tiap2 hari dgr 'special steps' tu! hihi :))

paish said...

Salam. happy bday Kazim. Good luck dear!

Ermayum said...

happy besday Kazim :)panjang umur murah rezeki anak soleh

diyana anwar said...

lawak je baca.

Syigim said...

>> paish & ermayum, thanks for the wish! :D

>> teh, kazim kan scientist. experiment2 & investigate2. so jadi lah idea entry ni ;)

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